Submit Caption

I was looking through my old photo album where I keep news articles and other publications regarding my crime-stopping activities. Something particular caught my eye and annoyed me all day long. There was a picture in my album from a newspaper clipping without a caption. I've decided to enlist the help of the public (you) to correct this error. Your task is to submit a caption for the above picture. Think long, think hard, think legally and comment your caption.

To comment, click on the "# Protected and Served" link. You do not have to have a Blogger account, it seems. Though, I am strongly against allowing web users to peruse anonymously, it is possible, should you choose the appropriate radial.